妙語連珠（搞笑）

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

鈔票不是萬能的,有時還须要信誉卡.

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每個人皆應該熱愛動物,果為它們很好吃.

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要節約用火,儘量跟女友一路洗澡.

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要居心往愛您的鄰居,不過不要讓她的老公晓得.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman，英漢翻譯. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每個胜利汉子的揹後,都有一個女人. 每個不胜利汉子的揹後, 都有兩個.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快樂的單身漢遲早也會結婚,倖祸不是永恒的嘛.